ATTN JMS: I Demand Restitution!!!!

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Subject: ATTN JMS: I Demand Restitution!!!!
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s  1: Sep 27, 1996: t.l.perry at m.cc.utah.edu (The Tomster)
+  4: Sep 27, 1996: tomr at fred.net ( )
*  5: Sep 27, 1996: jmsatb5 at aol.com (Jms at B5)

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From: t.l.perry at m.cc.utah.edu (The Tomster)
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The title says it all.

I'm Just a simple Tomster and  Tonight After a nice little 11 hour
work day I decide to come home see what whats happening here and I
decide to have a simple Bagle.  Nutin fancy  Sourdough Onion Bagle
with simple philly cream cheese and as I sit and start reading the
posts I get so engrossed into the group that I forget about the bagle
and it BURNS!!! Smoke fills my entire Apartment and almost sets off my
smoke alarm!  Finally when I get my BURNT bagle out of the toaster and
the room clears of smoke I Notice Something!  

MY LAST BAGLE IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DARN YOU JMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WANTED THAT BAGLE...IT'S	now 1:47 in the morning AND I HAVE NO
BAGLES.

So I am asking For Restitution.

I Guess I could ask you to send me a new bagle but due to the
inconsistancies of our postal service I can think of only 1 thing to
appease me.


A Group Portrait of the Season 1, 2, 3, 4,  and 5 ( when you get
there)..  Oh yea... It had better be signed by the entire cast!

I know you can see my side of it (MY BAGLE!)  so I hope we can get
this done and over and let bygones be bygones

Thanx in Advance!


The Tomster

Just Email me @ t.l.perry at m.cc.utah.edu for my home address.




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From: tomr at fred.net ( )
Lines: 25

orso steven n (s-orso at staff.uiuc.edu) wrote:
: t.l.perry at m.cc.utah.edu (The Tomster) writes:
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: >MY LAST BAGLE IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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: >DARN YOU JMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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: >I WANTED THAT BAGLE...IT'S	now 1:47 in the morning AND I HAVE NO
: >BAGLES.
: 
: 
: So, to sum up, your situation is . . . 
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: 	"I Have No Bagel, And I Must Cream Cheese"
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: 
: Well, there's an ide*WHAM!* *WHAM!* *WHAM!* *WHAM!* *WHAM!*

"The Incineration has started. It is too late for the bagel to toast."

TomR at Fred.Net
http://www.fred.net/tomr



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From: jmsatb5 at aol.com (Jms at B5)
Lines: 8

Unfortunately, the laws regulating the transportation of dangerous goods
do not permit the shipping of bagels through the mail service.  


 jms



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