[B5JMS] I *know* who the fan favorite is

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From: talandir at aol.com (John C. Anderson)
Date: 27 Mar 2001 22:58:09 -0700
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<< >> A man walks into a bar.  He says, "Ow."

>I prefer a horse walks into a bar and the Bartender says "Why the long
face?"

A technomage walks down the street and turns into a bar. >>


A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. The bartender asks what
he wants. 

The man replies, " A beer for me and one more for Tiny."

The bartender asks, "Why do you call him 'Tiny'?"

The man replies, "Because he's my newt."


MY NEWT...

...minute 

What are you, an audience or an oil painting?

<cricket, cricket, cricket>

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"We all have our little faults; mine's in California."
Lex Luthor



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From: jmsatb5 at aol.com (Jms at B5)
Date: 28 Mar 2001 15:33:22 -0700
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>A man walks into a bar with

A nun, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar.  The bartender says, "What is
this, a joke?"

 jms

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