[B5JMS] A Newbie Squeaks

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From: "Iain Clark" <iainjclark at dragonhaven.worldonline.co.uk>
Date: 3 Feb 2001 04:12:13 -0700
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"Joy" <NaugaDame at att.net> wrote in message
news:IMte6.5226$vh.265626 at bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
> Good morning/afternoon/evening:
>
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> Today's ep was The One Where My Boyfriend Garibaldi Gets the Crap Kicked
Out
> of Him and My Girlfriend Ivanova Kicks a Lot of Ass and Then Dies and This
> Makes My Boyfriend Marcus Cry.  (I can't be bothered to look up the actual
> ep title, so acute is my grief). I am sad! I am angry! I have to keep
> reminding myself that this is a TV show, and all the actors are OK. (and
> then a little voice inside my head warns me against denial).
>
> Because I am not entirely sane, I have come up with some ways Ivanova
could
> have avoided death:
>
> 1) She should have worn more lip-gloss during the battle. Careful
> examination of genre tv and film has shown me that in order to kick ass in
> space, or alien planets, a girl has to have shiny lips. Susan started out
> glossy, but neglected to re-apply after her nap.
>

LOL.  This would have worked, too.  If only she'd known....

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> ~ Joy...
> .... can't believe I'm so emotionally involved with a science-fiction show
> that'e been off the air for a couple of years. Thanks, JMS!
>
I hope it'll still seem just as good in twenty years time, and still be
discovered by new viewers.  Quality is quality, whenever it was made.

Iain
--
"Signs, portents, dreams...next thing
we'll be reading tea leaves and chicken entrails."






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From: jmsatb5 at aol.com (Jms at B5)
Date: 3 Feb 2001 16:49:10 -0700
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>> .... can't believe I'm so emotionally involved with a science-fiction show
>> that'e been off the air for a couple of years. Thanks, JMS!

The pleasure is entirely mine.

 jms

(jmsatb5 at aol.com)
(all message content (c) 2001 by synthetic worlds, ltd., 
permission to reprint specifically denied to SFX Magazine 
and don't send me story ideas)




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