B5 Dating Profile Now "Onlyne"

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Subject: B5 Dating Profile Now "Onlyne"
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 No. | DATE        |  FROM
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s  1: Sep  6, 1996: neros1mom at aol.com (NEROS1MOM)
*  2: Sep  8, 1996: jmsatb5 at aol.com (Jms at B5)

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From: neros1mom at aol.com (NEROS1MOM)
Lines: 118

In an effort to improve communication if not, shall we say, "commerce"
between the sentients of Babylon 5, we now offer a new service.  Just
Understand My Preferences & Maybe Enthrall ( JUMP ME).  

All information will be kept strictly confidentail.  We'll just say it
fell from the sky.  If you were doing so well on your own you wouldn't be
considering our service anyway.

Please answer as honestly as your pleasure threshold allows.

What is your gender disposition?
__ Sensual
__ Sexual
__ Buysexual
__ Wanna trysexual

What do you wear?
__ Boxers
__ Briefs
__ Spandex
__ Latex
__ Kleenex

What is your best attribute?
__ GREEN!
__ PURPLE!
__ SIX!
__ ONE!
__ none

Your idea of a perfect date?
__ Flowers, dinner and a movie.
__ Zen skinny dipping.
__ Duck Dodgers and other things avian.
__ No one calls Security.

Your favorite B5 couple is?
__ John and Anna                      __John and Delenn
__ Delenn and Draal                   __ Draal and Ivanova
__ Ivanova and Marcus                __ Marcus and Franklin
__ Ivanova and Talia                    __ Lennier and Vir
__Vir and Morden                       __ Timov and Londo
__ Sparky and Garibaldi              __ Lyta and Kosh

Your favorite food is.
__ Flarn
__ Spoo
__ Red Fruit
__ Zima
__ Markab

Your favorite pre-commerce ritual is?
__ A written release of liability.
__ A blood test.
__ Staying conscious.
__ Buying another drink.
__ Talking about the first thing that comes up.

Your favorite post commerce ritual is?
__ A cigarette.
__ A pizza.
__ A brewski.
__ A nap.
__ A fast way out.

Your least favorite pre commerce ritual is?
__ Cluster headaches.
__ This will take three days.
__ Lumati contracts.
__ Next!

Your least favorite post commerce ritual is?
__ A paternity suit.
__ Getting back into an encounter suit.
__ waxy buildup.
__ Going home down below.

Your objective in meeting other sentients is?
__ Matrimony.
__ Alimony.
__ Moaning.
__ To finally have some one else present.

Please tell us about your interests.  Please check all that apply.
__ Motorcycles                       __ Binging and purging
__ Duck Dodgers                    __ Flute Music
__ Cooking                             __ Narn Opera
__ Eating                                __ Telling your Dads stories
__ Plotting invasions                __ Ripping out lungs
__ Making new associates       __ Becoming one or more with your inner
self
__ Dusting                              __ Saying Fah! without spitting
__ Slapping telepaths               __ Having your mind wiped

The most important aspect of a relationship is?
__ Payment in advance.
__ Never having to say you're spaced.
__ Being asked "What do you want?"
__ Asking "Where does this go?"
__ Numerical values and attributes.

What is your favorite pickup line?
__ We have six.
__ Just try and stay conscious.
__ Hot pink is definitely your color.
__ Do you like ducks?
__ Let me tell you about my tots.

What is your least favorite response to a pickup line?
__ You are not ready.
__ I suggest you have your jacket adjusted.
__ It's cold in here, I'll fix it.
__ My way or No Way!
__ An elbow to your stomach. 

Doreen M. Rymkiewicz
Sometime humorist, often pontificator, constant valuer, blessed lunatic


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From: jmsatb5 at aol.com (Jms at B5)
Lines: 11

Re: your note....

I am sometimes asked, Do you ever regret creating B5?

Until this message, the answer was no, of course not.  Now, however....


 jms



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